great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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