when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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