I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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