i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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