So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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