Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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