All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
i now understand why vodka
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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