This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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