in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I smell like Dick and happiness
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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