Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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