And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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