I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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