I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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