He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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