I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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