Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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