getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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