Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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