i may or may not be watching the land before time
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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