The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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