Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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