just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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