then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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