I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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