Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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