In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
