He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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