I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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