I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I touched a dick in church today
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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