people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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