Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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