Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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