there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Congratulations! We have a period
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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