a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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