I heard we made out
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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