Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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