Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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