are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Found your dick twin last night
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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