Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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