Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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