So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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