I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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