break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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