Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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