it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
