So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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