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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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