I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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