Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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