i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
