babies were throwing up all over the place
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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