At least make sure they are 18
Why
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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