I wannas sexs uuuuu
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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