the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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