Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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