Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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